tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-198723912024-03-07T03:16:29.248-05:00Snewo divadJeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.comBlogger97125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-90768165964689002982011-11-16T20:53:00.001-05:002011-11-16T20:53:55.596-05:00I'm Too Sexy for my Socks.<img alt="" height="320" 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I am really picky about my socks. I have a few favorite pairs that I like to wear. When all of my "good" socks are gone, it makes me very unhappy. The sad truth about socks is that every style that you will ever love will no longer be in existence when you realize how badass they are. Good socks last for longer than they are on the market. Every single pair of socks that have stood the test of time for me and continually find themselves "in the rotation" I cannot find in stores or online. All of the sock companies have new styles of socks and you can't find your badass socks that you fell in love with, so you have to buy socks that are similar to your badass socks. The problem is that these phony badass socks get stretched out in about a week and you are left wondering why your beloved socks aren't made anymore! The whole sock market is awful.<br />
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This begs the question.. Do I risk buying a large amount of possibly badass socks in the store on the chance that they will remain in the "good socks" column for years to come? If they turn out to be great, long-lasting socks, it's a good investment (cause i'll never be able to find them again). The chances are slim though.<br />
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Luckily for me, there is a happy ending to this story. Just this past weekend, I FINALLY found one of my favorite styles of socks online, and purchased 18 pairs. So I should be set for a while. Yay to new socks!Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-70934830945768455552010-10-12T23:48:00.002-04:002010-10-12T23:51:06.577-04:00I Have Another Blog!Yay!<br /><br />Check out the new blog I have started with my girlfriend <a href="http://www.meet-awesomer.blogspot.com/">HERE</a>! Already 1 post by yours truly!<br /><br />Enjoy!Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-80247834787372697892010-04-28T14:32:00.001-04:002010-04-28T14:43:38.788-04:00Angry, Hateful People.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/S9iBltJto-I/AAAAAAAAAD4/YJGG0YFRGLY/s1600/ANGRY.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/S9iBltJto-I/AAAAAAAAAD4/YJGG0YFRGLY/s320/ANGRY.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465260632589575138" border="0" /></a><br />It seems like everywhere you go, you are confronted with people who are so miserable with their own lives that they take it out on everyone and everything. These people are so "glass half empty" that it's kinda sad for me, cause they don't effect me in a way that i assume they want. For example, at the Weg's last week, there was a customer who essentially yelled at me over a 4 cent difference between the price on the tag, and a price on a sign that someone forgot to change. I told him that the price was $2.18, not the $2.14 on the sign that is changed manually. I really wanted to just hand the guy a quarter and go, "there you go sir, now you're ahead..." but alas, I did not. I simply told him that i'd make sure he got his $2.14 price up at the register.<br /><br />There are only 2 reasons to get your panties in a twist over 4 cents.<br />1.) You live on a REALLY fixed income...<br />2.) You have nothing better to do with your life than to haggle with someone about it.<br /><br />In the end, the whole situation gives me a good laugh and makes me appreciate how freaking awesome my life is that i can shrug off so much negative energy. I've got a great family, awesome friends, and I'm making money... so what do i have to complain about? Not much really... I'm in a great stage of life where everything is looking up and vile human beings will not and cannot ever change that.<br /><br />With that in mind, I would like to point everyone to a <a href="http://geoffrioinns.blogspot.com/2006/09/top-10-worst-beer-pong-rules-ever.html">blog a wrote in 2006</a> when i was 22. You don't have to read (or re-read) this blog, but i would like to point out the comments section. I'm still getting comments about this post 4 years later by anonymous people who are really just looking to incite a reaction out of me... It's really amusing. I actually feel different now about how beer pong should be played, but that's beside the point... the point is that someone either searched google for "beer pong rules" and made their way to my blog, or someone is just trying to piss me off via anonymity. Either way I think it's awesome that they are spending (read: wasting) their time to comment on a 4 year old blog post.<br /><br />So... to all you haters commenting on my beer pong post... Keep it up... it's really entertaining to me (and other people i assume).<br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. How awesome is the picture i found for this blog? Google images wins... first picture under a "angry people" search.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-65095542601752929072009-09-06T22:39:00.002-04:002009-09-06T22:59:06.245-04:00Failure to Communicate.As i was surfing the webs, i went through my bookmarks for "Blogs" and saw an update of my now "cousin in-law's" blog about her honeymoon something hit me. I saw the links to other people's blogs and how how "fresh" the latest post was... I looked down the list and saw mine on there with "5 months" and thought to myself... "man, it surely hasn't been that long at all." But then i figured it out where the disconnect in my brain came from....<br /><br />Facebook and/or Twitter.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I check to see updates about every hour, every day, and have mountains of pages to catch up on when i take a break for a day, but there is something erosive about having a "status update" readily available at ANY moment in my life... With being able to check facebook from my phone basically anywhere and anytime, any thoughts or (usually stupid) jokes that pop into my head get directly translated to my friends and family via facebook or the occasional "tweet." After a while, an idea i have for a blog ends up being shortened into a 140 character one-liner and doesn't get the previous thought and planning as it used to. Generally for a post on this blog in previous years, i would at least have 2 or 3 previously thought up "jokes" or "ideas" that would pertain to a certain subject, but now for the instant gratification, i can post it up on a status update, and my parents, brother, or maybe even a sister-in-law, or sister in-law-in-law, will inevitably click that all so addictive "like" button and make that little red conversation balloon in the bottom right hand corner of facebook light up.<br /><br />Have I been reduced to one-liners and non-thought out posts pertaining to "what are you doing?" in 140 characters or less? maybe. Will i make an effort to hold out on any ideas i have and let them stew a bit to see if i can come up with a post for this blog? We'll see. The last thing i want to do is say "I promise to write more on here" because in another 5 months, i'll be looking at Vanessa's blog again and see that my blog has yet to be updated from this post.<br /><br />So... I encourage you and all your friends to take some time out, write a well thought out, longer than 2 sentences statement and share what really makes you tick or floats your boat, cause its definitely more interesting than the infoless status updates that take up so much of our time.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-63370733312445422132009-03-31T01:14:00.002-04:002009-03-31T01:37:24.184-04:00What Price Fame?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SdGsB-MZ9MI/AAAAAAAAADs/wwkfovHvX5I/s1600-h/what+price+fame.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SdGsB-MZ9MI/AAAAAAAAADs/wwkfovHvX5I/s320/what+price+fame.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319221784776144066" /></a><br />A couple months ago when i was working at the Weggy, this magazine was for sale, and I just could not let it go. Apparently OK! Magazine hires monkeys to edit their COVER. What price fame? I think i heard someone say this at China Inn when i was ordering my kung pow chicken the other day. Now there's nothing wrong with someone who's primary language is not english to speak like this, because let's face it, more people in the world speak Chinenglish and other forms of English than what i consider American English. But the cover of an American magazine has "what price fame" as its bold print, attention getting headline... come on guys. It reminds me of throwing a beautifully written essay into one of those translators online. They spit out the words, but it's just all wrong. My suggestion to OK magazine is to figure out "What Price Hire New Editor?" Am I crazy for thinking this is ridiculous or am i just being too harsh? Did anyone else see this magazine and find something wrong about it, or was it just me?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-12242138882349120612009-03-02T11:58:00.002-05:002009-03-02T12:01:18.035-05:00Round Shoelaces.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SawQ11Hc9jI/AAAAAAAAADY/tPan8KpdyjE/s1600-h/Laces.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SawQ11Hc9jI/AAAAAAAAADY/tPan8KpdyjE/s320/Laces.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308636577740420658" border="0" /></a><br />I can never get round shoelaces to stay tied for longer than an hour... why the fuck do they still make shoelaces round? I know they seem like they are better choices than the flat ones which can get twisted... but the flat ones don't come untied... so what gives?<br /><br />Stupid round shoelaces.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-20602577768747181442009-02-07T22:05:00.002-05:002012-07-19T22:45:59.495-04:0025 Random Things About Me.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">1.) I have a blog which i love when people read, but i usually don't know who is reading it. But i tend to neglect it for a few months on end, then bang out 4 or 5 quickfire the next week or so. I have a lot of ideas of future blogs, but just need to sit down and spend the time to make them funny/witty/or generally interesting (i think) for the readers (which mostly consists of my family). If you read through the archives, i'm sure you will find a few more than 25 interesting things about me.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">3.) More than anything, i strive to be funny. Nothing makes me happier than making someone who i think is funny laugh. This is usually a good thing, but i know will bite me in my ass big time at some point. In fact, I KNOW it will ruin a few job interviews, I just can't help myself when the joke pops in my head. Most of my jokes fail, but i love those jokes as much as the ones that actually are funny. Quantity breeds quality in the field of humor. When you tell 100 jokes, a few of them HAVE to be funny. That's just how i roll.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />4.) I am AWESOME at counting.<br /><br />6.) I have never tried weed. Don't really plan on it either, unless it becomes legal (which i doubt). And I've never done any other illegal drugs either.<br /><br />7.) I love to drive. We going somewhere? I'm usually driving. This is for a few reasons: I usually feel like other people aren't paying as much attention on the road as me as a passenger, therefore i spend a lot of time stomping on the imaginary brake pedal on the passenger side. Also I usually know where i'm going, and when i don't, i have Carmin Garmin with me to solve those issues quickly.<br /><br />8.) I am still very addicted to fast food. I get great pleasure out of french fries, JBC's, Quarter Pounders, and Stuft Grilled burritos. If i am hungry and a fast food commercial comes on, I usually end up wanting that for the rest of the night.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">9.) I used to be a really picky eater, but now i am (usually) willing to try most anything. Sushi? sure why not? Zucchini? awesome... pile it on. Broccoli? Sounds good to me. Oysters? I think i'll still pass, but good guess though.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">10.) I can put down some Dr. Pepper. Ever seen Forrest Gump? Yeah, it's that bad.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">11.) I could watch tv all day and all night and have a great day. If i turned all the time i spend watching tv to study time, I would have a 4.0 in college (I don't).</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">12.) In the same vein as #2, I'm smart enough to know who's smarter than me, and that can help me from making an idiot of myself.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">13.) I'm not an english major, but i like it when your grammar is correct. There, they're, and their is not hard to get right. Too, to, and two, too. And for the last fucking time, it's spelled TOMORROW, not tomarrow.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">14.) I have a tattoo of VT on my ass cheek. Haven't told anyone yet, but it rules.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">15.) I ALWAYS lie about #14 on lists I create just to have my mom's heart skip a beat (I don't have a tattoo mom, so don't call me and ask if i do).</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">16.) The only thing i would change about my dog Avery is that she pees and poops in the house. Other than that, she is a perfect dog to me. And quite honest, if i was more vigilant about exercise, discipline, then affection, this problem would probably disappear. I need to walk her more often, but usually end up doing stuff like #11.<br /><br />17.) I love Virginia Tech and Blacksburg more and more as time goes by. Even when i was at the point where it didn't look like i was going to graduate from here, I still felt like a Hokie. It holds a special place in my heart and always will. If i ever get a tattoo, it will be a VT (but not on my ass).</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />18.) I like to think that my music tastes are broad. I at least like 1 song from every genre (even rap... thank you white boy Eminem and his posse, D12). My only criteria is that you have some form of talent backing what you are doing. Nickelback does not have talent, therefore i don't like them.<br /><br />19.) I've always wanted to try stand-up, but have never had the balls to actually write down my jokes. Writing them down is the first step. Getting up on stage is the next step... can't even get past the first step... maybe one day....<br /><br />20.) Life is boring without music. I don't understand how people can ride around in their cars not be listening to music. How do you do that? Someone please explain.<br /><br />21.) I wish i could thank everyone who helped me get to where i am as a person, student, friend, uncle, brother, son<span style="font-size: 100%;">, and fianc</span></span><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: #111111; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 18px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 22px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">e.<br /><br />22.) I miss high school. Most people say they hate high school, but i enjoyed every second of it. Talent show, running track, (being skinny), hangin out with the 4 amigos... hard to beat.<br /><br />23.) I need to play guitar more. I'm at the point now where i don't get any better. I'm stuck where i'm at musically, and i need to kick it into high gear if i'm ever going to get any better. Playing less than once a week is terrible for my fingers, and they hate me for it.<br /><br />24.) I have the best parents in the world. I don't know how people survive without them. If i screw something up, they'll tell me it wasn't smart, and fix it for me. For example, overdrafting my bank account ALL THE TIME. "I hope you enjoyed that $35 JBC, don't do it again."</span></span></div>
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</span>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-65713910112164789592008-10-01T11:22:00.002-04:002008-10-01T11:45:02.625-04:00Pull in Emergency.In my recent bout of hospital visits, i came across something i had never really seen before in my daily life. Even though i saw them, i did not make particular note of their presence other than the fact that they are there. What i'm referring to of course are the numerous "Pull if you need help" red strings that litter every single bathroom of a hospital.<br /><br />In fact, I didn't give them a second thought beyond "oh hey, they are there," until my brother pointed out that they were in fact, very interesting. So interesting that i should write a blog about them. So, lets take a trip into the land of over-examination of mundane things for a bit shall we?<br /><br />I understand why these things are actually in place... anyone who has a brain can figure out why a hospital would need such an item. But from my count, each bathroom has at least 2 of these, and some of them have 3. Very strategically placed. One within reach of the crapper, one within the shower, and wherever else you can't reach from there. This is a good thing... i mean... who wants to be stuck on the John and realize that they can't get up without assistance (pretty awesome that if the tp runs out, you can probably pull for some more of that too).<br /><br />What i don't really understand about this whole deal, is that these pull strings are in the public bathrooms too, not only in the patient rooms. Why would someone who is using the public bathroom need emergency assistance if they are in the public bathroom? If i were a patient, i would be using my own freaking bathroom in my room. I can understand having these things in the bathrooms closest to the ER where you're most likely waiting for someone to see you and you are in fact injured or sick or something... but in the place where dad was, it seemed that anyone coming to visit a patient would just use the patient's room, or they'd be healthy enough (in the case of an emergency) yell or call for help where someone would hear you.<br /><br />I really think that this is just a bit overkill in the system though... If you're in a hospital, and you need help in the bathroom, it would be much easier to get help than say a walmart bathroom. Imagine if you slipped and busted your face in the bathroom at walmart... THEN i'd want a pull string every 3 feet. Cause who the hell knows if you're ever going to be found in the bathroom of a walmart, slowly bleeding to death from the open wound on your head... they hide bathrooms like they're trying to keep people out of them.<br /><br />So dad, i'm glad you are better, but it's time to install some emergency pull strings in the house... who knows when someone at the OBB is going to need assistence in the bathroom.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-67408844362395789212008-09-07T20:24:00.002-04:002008-09-07T23:54:56.668-04:00The Traffic Circle.Few times in history has VDOT ever improved traffic flow. Our infrastructure is too old for the volume of cars (we all know this, anyone who doesn't needs to move away from the boonies). There are so many "bad intersections" that I hate to run across in my travels in my car, and most of the time, i tend to avoid these intersections. We all have our preferred routes to take when going places, and mine tend to follow the mantra of "avoid shitty left turns." You know the turns i'm talking about. Where the planets have to align for you to be able to cross the street without saying "hold on" to your passengers.<br /><br />But in recent times, I have noticed a few changes to the traffic patterns that have vastly improved some of these "bad intersections." Most notably is the traffic circle that VT installed on the intersection of West Campus Drive and Washington Street. Before this traffic circle was installed, it was impossible to turn left onto Washington Street between 9am and 7pm. Before this, buses would be stuck at this intersection so often, that they hired a traffic cop for rush hour. Well, not anymore. You can <a href="http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/168029">read about it and see a picture here</a>.<br /><br />Another surprising change in the traffic patterns in Blacksburg is the removal of the street light from the corner of Washington Street and Draper (this is farther down on Washington street off campus). Most of the time, waiting for this light was pointless because there was never any cross traffic. The 4 way stop that is in its place is much more efficient in keeping traffic moving and i assume it has reduced the number of accidents at the intersection.<br /><br />Finally, in something that i can only call sheer genius, to get to Blacksburg, I drive about an hour down 66, hang a left onto 81, and 3 hours later i exit. Normally when I exit, it's 55mph on 460 to get to campus. But in the past month, the gods above have smiled down upon us and raised the limit to 65. That's right ladies and gentlemen... they actually RAISED the speed limit on a road. This is the same road that one of my friends got a ticket for going 75 down the hill when the limit was 55 (even after i WARNED him not to speed on 460). What amazes me is that people still drive 55 on this road. Even when the speed limit was 55, people NEVER drove 55, they all sped. Now that it's 65, i find more people actually driving 55, than anything. Appartently I was the only one that got the memo.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-22147303629674254242008-09-01T20:20:00.003-04:002008-09-01T23:15:22.731-04:00Shower Power.Jess and I moved into a house in Blacksburg. It is 3500 sq feet, and I love it. The yard is large, it's close to Lane Stadium/Campus, and it's 120 years old. I've only found a few things that i can complain about it.<br /><br /><a href="http://geoffrioinns.blogspot.com/2006/10/weve-got-to-be-clean.html">I have written about showers in the past.</a> When i originally wrote that post, i thought i had distinguished all of the possibilities for terrible showers. Apparently i was wrong. In this house, we have 2 bathrooms. One that goes with the master bedroom (our room) and the "public" bathroom downstairs. In our bathroom, there's a bathtub. Unfortunately we forgot to actually look INSIDE the shower curtain, cause we probably would've noticed that it does not actually have a shower. Shower curtain, but no actual shower. Just a tub. So... it's baths only upstairs.<br /><br />Downstairs there's only a shower. The shower is 3 walls of flimsy metal, so that if you barely tap it, it sounds like thunder. The 4th side is obviously the curtain. The floor feels like smooth concrete. The water takes about 5 minutes to get warm... I hypothesize that the reason for this is that the water flow is so slow, that it takes that long to get to the shower. When i say low flow... that does not even begin to describe the water that comes out of the shower. This shower is the airport faucet of showers. With those press down buttons that slowly (read: very quickly) rise up and shut off after a few seconds so that no one floods the sinks. That's what it feels like to shower in this bathroom.<br /><br />So my choices are taking a bath, or showering in an airport faucet shower...Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-90263527058088106272008-07-21T15:37:00.003-04:002008-11-18T20:07:17.442-05:00Hamlet in His Younger Years.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD0A0JqRqBCb_2-WL6MDjxbQqVTEKiveQgiGdjSMaUikr8j53Gw0A9XXtiYEcqLVImdnbEOdEIZijeoBh-lpr6i2dfyouOUGSZHcNIspfLkECUDIeBMT6c7Y1tVCdV5s-zRlRP/s1600-h/Teddy+Hamlet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD0A0JqRqBCb_2-WL6MDjxbQqVTEKiveQgiGdjSMaUikr8j53Gw0A9XXtiYEcqLVImdnbEOdEIZijeoBh-lpr6i2dfyouOUGSZHcNIspfLkECUDIeBMT6c7Y1tVCdV5s-zRlRP/s320/Teddy+Hamlet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225553958385325634" border="0" /></a><br />"To be... or not to be.... that is the question."Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-38303193910089834502008-04-30T17:29:00.006-04:002011-09-15T10:26:50.996-04:00Why I Hate Nickelback.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9xjFV1c8bI37dC_jN88nOE_vmdmV1TRPwBgK_OhPr9QRbA65042yVoJ-O_EBTIDyNU0xLPQ3_aEJEju1vN_u6qQFalzkZUb7GtrWFiozfPWJRYGWJDVpaQfklgLwvDvx220ij/s1600-h/NoMoreNickelback.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195266824244314034" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9xjFV1c8bI37dC_jN88nOE_vmdmV1TRPwBgK_OhPr9QRbA65042yVoJ-O_EBTIDyNU0xLPQ3_aEJEju1vN_u6qQFalzkZUb7GtrWFiozfPWJRYGWJDVpaQfklgLwvDvx220ij/s320/NoMoreNickelback.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt;" /></a><br />
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Nickelback is a terrible, terrible band. They don't bring anything to the table that interests me. Their talent is almost non-existent. All of their songs sound the same, if not identical. This might seem like a pretty big statement, but I HAVE PROOF. After seeing this video years ago, it confirmed what i have thought about them all along. That they use the same song over and over with different words.<br />
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It's worth noting that there was some editing to make these songs fit together, for example, slight tempo change so that they line up. Other than that (from what i can tell), everything else is in tact with the two songs (key, general composition, aka chorus, verse etc.).<br />
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P.S. I stole this <a href="http://www.landmines.org/images/nickelback.jpg">original picture of Nickleback</a> from<a href="http://www.landmines.org/vondutch/"> here</a>. Be sure to enlarge the picture at the top of this page to see my photoshopping (read: MS paint) skills.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-79561811728009248362008-04-25T04:30:00.004-04:002008-11-18T20:07:17.825-05:00The All American Hokie.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SBE1eaR0P5I/AAAAAAAAAB4/F22M4j_xIqA/s1600-h/Hokie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SBE1eaR0P5I/AAAAAAAAAB4/F22M4j_xIqA/s320/Hokie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192990641901289362" border="0" /></a><br />I have been thinking about how proud i am to be an American recently. And I haven't really come up with anything too brilliant. In fact, I am having a hard time thinking of anything that makes me FEEL like a true American at all. After 9/11, all of us had that instantaneous rush of patriotism... well, I know i did. But after that, the patriotism kinda just fades back into the background. I'm not saying that i DON'T have pride for my country, but just that in a daily routine/life, being an American doesn't really roll into my head all that often.<br /><br />I began to compare my pride for being an American to my Hokie Pride. On a daily basis, I am reminded of what it is to be a proud member of the Hokie nation. Even before April, I have had very strong feelings of being a part of the family here at Tech. Whether it's riding the bus to class with other students and 1/3 of them are wearing maroon or orange, or just taking a few seconds while walking to class to stop and admire the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokie_Stone">Hokie Stone</a> on the buildings. Not to mention the football, basketball and other Tech sports.<br /><br />Everyday when i'm living my normal life, there are constant reminders of being a Hokie in blacksburg. It's on the cars, it's in the stores, its on people's shirts, it's everywhere. Most stores have some sort of Hokie paraphernalia in the windows, for sale, and some stores even have Hokie-associated names (Hokie House (which is a bar), Hokie Hair, The Gobbler, Beamer's Restaurant). My point being that I feel the Hokie spirit everyday, but the American spirit? It doesn't feel the same.<br /><br />While i was in the shower, i had a thought... What if my pride for being a Hokie is just a big part of being an American... like America is a big pie, and i'm just having the Hokie piece. So my question to you guys is, what makes YOU feel like an American?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-23435207676497942982008-04-22T17:58:00.006-04:002008-11-18T20:07:18.507-05:00TV Marriages That Wouldn't Work "In Real Life."As i was watching tv the other day, i began to take notice of the many families that are portrayed in sitcoms and tv in general. To be more specific, I was thinking about all of the fathers of these sitcoms and the beautiful women that they end up marrying. Even though sitcoms are fictional, as are the characters, i feel like putting each of these characters together is unrealistic, even in a fictional setting. So I'll start with the character that sparked this idea, Homer Simpson.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5_K6R0P4I/AAAAAAAAABw/yFVtIaKsnWo/s1600-h/HomerMarge.jpg"></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5_K6R0P4I/AAAAAAAAABw/yFVtIaKsnWo/s1600-h/HomerMarge.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5_K6R0P4I/AAAAAAAAABw/yFVtIaKsnWo/s320/HomerMarge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192227245824163714" border="0" /></a><br />Homer and Marge Simpson: After years and years of watching this show, I've seen how every week Homer seems to screw up something and ultimately jeopardize their marriage in most episodes. In a normal marriage, this would not fly. People who continually think for themselves first, then apologize when they realize how they've been acting generally don't stay married for very long. I can draw plenty of commonalities between this line of behavior, and the more serious behavior of spousal abuse. Moments of selfishness followed by apologies do not pan out in the long run.<br />The personality gap between Marge and Homer is so great, it amazes me that Marge's love for Homer keeps them together, because in real marriages, love alone wouldn't keep a wife from staying married to a Homer-like person. And that's exactly how this marriage is staying together, by Marge being so blindingly in love with Homer.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y6KR0PwI/AAAAAAAAABA/PzLQl2Zzt2w/s1600-h/PeterLois.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y6KR0PwI/AAAAAAAAABA/PzLQl2Zzt2w/s320/PeterLois.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192213763921821442" border="0" /></a><br />Peter and Lois Griffin: Peter and Lois are so similar to Homer and Marge, that i could almost cut and paste the entire paragraph above. Most episodes, Peter ends up doing something that jeopardizes the marriage, and then ultimately apologizes and gets forgiven for his sins. The only difference is that Lois isn't quite as nice as Marge, so i find this marriage to be less likely to be true in the real world. Lois is a much stronger woman, so i feel like she could "toss aside" Peter easier than Marge could.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y6qR0PyI/AAAAAAAAABM/COtJl8KLzEc/s1600-h/KingofQueens.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y6qR0PyI/AAAAAAAAABM/COtJl8KLzEc/s320/KingofQueens.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192213772511756066" border="0" /></a>Doug and Carrie Heffernan: The King of Queens eh? I doubt it. While Kevin James does indeed rule, I don't believe his character in this sitcom could've EVER gotten Carrie. In almost all of the episodes i've seen, there's been a problem between the two, and neither of them want to be around each other. Carrie is ALWAYS mad/upset/pissed/angry at Doug, and I don't see how they can survive. It seems like a hellish life to live being in a relationship where it's ALL drama and dysfunction. Drama and dysfunction are manageable, but not everyday like the sitcom implies.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y66R0P0I/AAAAAAAAABY/ER71Uqs7jqw/s1600-h/CarlandHarrietWinslow.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y66R0P0I/AAAAAAAAABY/ER71Uqs7jqw/s320/CarlandHarrietWinslow.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192213776806723394" border="0" /></a>Carl and Harriet Winslow: This show (from what i remember) was more about the relationships between the parents and the kids, and the kids and Urkel. Nonetheless, i think Harriet and Carl probably wouldn't have gotten together in the beginning. Carl is hard-headed, and Harriet is strong willed. Like the previous 3 husbands, Carl is also "big-boned," which is surprising, because he is a cop. Don't cops have to run and stuff? Anyways, the way that the two interacted with each other makes me believe that he would've had a hard time picking her up.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y7aR0P2I/AAAAAAAAABk/Tw7fY1U05ag/s1600-h/Everybodyloves.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_va_1Y2GvDV8/SA5y7aR0P2I/AAAAAAAAABk/Tw7fY1U05ag/s320/Everybodyloves.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192213785396658018" border="0" /></a>Ray and Debbie Barone: The thinnest of my list here, Ray is really just a bafoon. He and his "fed up wife" (as imdb.com says) live across the street from his parents. This really wouldn't be that big of a deal if the parents were easy going and nice, but they're not. They are terribly annoying and a huge stress on the marriage. The biggest problem of this marriage IS the parents. If Ray had ANY sense, he would move away from his parents and SAVE his marriage. With an overbearing mother bearing down on his wife day in and day out, the marriage seem to me to be on the rocks. I would think that most couples who end up living within walking distance of their parents are going to have some problems that stem from said parents.<br /><br />Now while most mothers and fathers might take offense at my observation about their beloved sons and daughters, i think if they examined their own marriages and placed their parents next door or across the street, they would see my point. I love my parents, but i'm not too sure moving next door is the best environment for a marriage (sorry).<br /><br /><br />I also want to point out that even though i have doubts about these husbands and wives, their idiosyncrasies are what makes the shows entertaining. It creates drama and laughs, and that is what TV is all about. I like these shows (even if just a little bit) and they wouldn't be the same if they were all functioning loving families. No one wants to watch a show where nothing happens. So be thankful that the marriages are as crazy as they are on tv and hope that none of that travels over to your real life.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-67007706000455792092008-04-22T17:25:00.002-04:002008-04-22T17:29:14.696-04:00A Few Changes.I'm not sure if this will affect my previous posts, but i've changed around a few things administratively on this site, so hopefully it will all go un-noticed from your viewpoint. If there are any concerns or problems, please contact me and i'll try to fix it.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01914591089208575778noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-21979016914754348232008-03-27T22:15:00.003-04:002008-12-03T20:36:03.173-05:00Just One Small Problem.<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object width="425" height="350"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/rpeJGG342hU" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/rpeJGG342hU" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>There is a small problem with this commercial. And that problem is the word "again." Let's assume that everything in this commercial is "true." For instance, there is a substance called "high speed" and that there is a lab of rats could actually get into it, and that they would in turn become super fast.<br /><br />Assuming all of that is true, the first technician says "The rats got into the high speed AGAIN." This implies that the rats have gotten into the once before. This creates 1 of 2 different outcomes. 1: They have already slowed them down once before, so they already know how to do it... or 2: The high speed didn't speed them up nearly fast enough the first time that it would be a problem.<br /><br />#1: The technicians would have already dealt with this problem once before(or would be able to find someone who has). Even though it might be a problem, they would not be as clueless as they appear to be in the commercial. The white guy in the commercial says "We could give them DSL?" in a dumbfounded manner. I feel like one of the 3 of them should have at least an IDEA of what actions to take.<br /><br />#2: If this is in fact not the first time the rats have gotten into the high speed, and they didn't fix the problem the first (or more) time(s), that identifies a major problem for Comcast. Their high speed was not enough of a problem the first time, which implies that it's not that fast in the first place. They can handle the rats the first time they get into the high speed, but it takes AT LEAST 2 doses of it to make the rats go haywire.<br /><br />Technically speaking, this commercial is completely unbelievable (with respect to logic). I feel like this commercial would be 1000x better if they didn't use that freaking "again." I haven't seen any other fallacies with their other commercials, but i'm sure they're just around the corner.</p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-21223121042525950852008-03-23T16:53:00.002-04:002008-03-23T17:06:14.401-04:00My Food Blog.For those of you that don't know, I tend to "bitch" about my food very often. Just ask anyone in my family. But through my constant bickering and such, they have all told me that i could be a food critic, even with my limited food vocabulary (aka, i am a picky-ish eater, and i usually order the same thing every time).<br /><br />Even though most food critics like eating varieties of food, i feel that with me liking a small number of foods, it can actually HELP me with comparing and contrasting different restaurants. In scientific terms, having a narrow food tastes is like having a "control." If i order chicken fingers at every restaurant, i can objectively rate each restaurant from the differences in that one item. In contrast to rating spaghetti from A and burgers from B... which is kinda like comparing apples to oranges. I am going to compare apples to apples, and oranges to oranges.<br /><br />So without further adieu, I am launching my new food blog today with a rating of Olive Garden from which Jess and I visited last night. You can find it at <a href="http://foodinthefastlane.blogspot.com/">www.Foodinthefastlane.blogspot.com.</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><br /><br />Enjoy!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-18905502023574880142008-02-27T19:01:00.002-05:002008-11-18T20:07:19.032-05:00Clothes I'm Never Going To Buy... Part 2.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjPUHDDSFP1AlFQlmgHVkLSMm1Srg7su6zctg1zydbF6NPrM8Ok8uGQROtmqYQlUmhk45NyMN9eEvj_4vvNz_vl6T1LVbLhOuYYtf9bMVt3AWYuUJ3ZET-Z1SGoKrObIadxE1r/s1600-h/Bleach+Shirts.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjPUHDDSFP1AlFQlmgHVkLSMm1Srg7su6zctg1zydbF6NPrM8Ok8uGQROtmqYQlUmhk45NyMN9eEvj_4vvNz_vl6T1LVbLhOuYYtf9bMVt3AWYuUJ3ZET-Z1SGoKrObIadxE1r/s400/Bleach+Shirts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171860648994086866" border="0" /></a><br />Before i start this post, i want to refer you to my <a href="http://geoffrioinns.blogspot.com/2006/04/aeropostale.html">first clothing post</a>. Now i don't want you guys to begin to think that i am becoming a fashion critic, because let me assure you, my fashion sense is far from being valid.<br /><br />But, as i was browsing a few clothing sites, i came across these three beauties. From the looks of it, it's just a collared shirt, but it seems to have bleach dripped on it in a random pattern. I don't know what the person who designed these shirts was thinking, but i'm pretty sure that bleach stains are a bad thing. If i saw someone wearing this shirt on the street, i would assume that he is a complete moron because he doesn't know that bleach stains your clothes.... well that or he's colorblind.... or completely blind (not that there's anything wrong with that).<br /><br />According to all these "hip" clothing stores, the way to make "cool" looking clothes is to find some way to slightly destroy them. Well Aeropostale, A&F, American Eagle, Gap, and Old Navy take note, because i'm going to go ahead and give you a brand new idea to push to all the high schoolers of America... the next new fad in fashion.<br /><br />Ladies and Gentlemen, the newest trend for this summer line, brilliantly placed cigarette burns! Be the first to own the latest trend in hot-ness. Paris Hilton can be seen around that glass table with her rolled up dollar bill in her brand new Marc Jacobs CB Jeans! (Side Note#1: I had to google "designer jeans" to find a jeans company other than levi's)(Side Note #2: I was originally going to say "Dolce Gabbana" until i searched to figure out how to spell it. For the other men out there like me, they do shoes, not jeans)<br /><br />On a more serious note, if any designers of clothing happen upon this blog, take a word of advice from someone who doesn't know much about fashion. Making clothes look like they are pre-ruined is a dumb idea... really dumb. Also, making them <a href="http://www.letigreusa.com/detail.php?p=24581&v=lt-mens-tops">cost</a> <a href="http://www.letigreusa.com/detail.php?p=24580&v=lt-mens-tops">$58</a> originally is <a href="http://www.letigreusa.com/detail.php?p=24579&v=lt-mens"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">retarded</span></a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-69329870621442508012008-02-07T21:45:00.001-05:002008-11-18T20:07:19.160-05:00Cars.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-zmCw1_Yoxa8XAst0qK1o3BDjad88c8OZ_DC2tNhOoaNGX7htLW0iPbYEML4Gm2CAQuUxyygm3LrsyOELonJif9-TOkyI_HwI0sfLXqoYUT9-sOVh6gyvLoK8annmscOINVkp/s1600-h/DCP_1925.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-zmCw1_Yoxa8XAst0qK1o3BDjad88c8OZ_DC2tNhOoaNGX7htLW0iPbYEML4Gm2CAQuUxyygm3LrsyOELonJif9-TOkyI_HwI0sfLXqoYUT9-sOVh6gyvLoK8annmscOINVkp/s400/DCP_1925.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164436400390548354" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">"I can't complain but sometimes i still do." - Joe Walsh<br />I've had my new car for 10 months now... Plenty of time to figure out all the benefits and pitfalls of my car. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my new car, but being me, I feel the need to have something to complain about, even though its really nothing to be complaining about. While i'm at it, i'll go ahead and throw in things i miss about the old Gustermobile. But i'll start with the new gustermobile, so here it is, the list of things i'd change.<br /><br />1.) Radio: I love the radio in my car, but there is one weird thing about it. When i put on a cd and turn on random, the song has to finish for the random to take effect. In other words, if you try to get a new song on random by pushing the track forward button, it just goes to the next track, not another random track. Most other music players that have a random function lets you get a new random song every time you hit the track forward button, but not mine.<br /><br />2.) Headlights: I prefer to drive with my lights on all the time because it helps my silver car be seen in dusk conditions. It's just safer to drive with your lights on all the time. The only problem with this is that my car doesn't automatically turn my lights off. Granted, my old car didn't let me do this either, but a lot of cars have this feature. Even my mother's 7 year old hyundai elantra turns off her lights for her (and has probably saved her a few batteries in the process). I still have to manually turn my lights on and off.<br /><br />3.) Dimmer Switch: Most cars have a switch that you can dim your interior lights. On most of the cars i've seen, this switch is a manual wheel. My switch is in my instrument panel (you twist the odometer toggle button). Since my odometer is digital, so is my dimmer. The problem with this is that the step between full brightness and the next step down is huge. When i drive during the day, i have to turn the the dimmer on full brightness, because the next step down is not bright enough for me to see how fast i'm going. This wouldn't be a problem, except when i drive at night, full brightness is WAY too bright and i feel like my instrument panel is blinding me. So depending on the time of day, i have to adjust my dimmer to fit the time of day. Adding to the pain in the ass-edness of this, i have to reach through my steering wheel to get to the switch... which isn't very safe while i'm driving (granted it's safer than removing the keys of the car while the car is still rolling to unlock the glove compartment to listen to the radio, right tom?).<br /><br />4.) Locks: In most new cars, when the car starts moving forward, the car doors lock themselves. It's just safer to keep your car doors locked while you're driving around. I try to keep them locked at all times when when i'm driving, but i have to remember to lock my door.<br /><br />5.) Locks (cont.): Since i like to ride around with my locks on, it would be helpful if when i pulled the handle (to get out of the car) it would unlock. VW and Audi does this great. You pull the handle twice to open the door. The first time to unlock the door, the second time to open the door. One of the reasons for this is that someone gets upset when i don't unlock the door fast enough for her to exit the car. But that's another blog. Moving on...<br /><br />6.) Gas door: My gas door is on the passenger side... kinda inconvenient, but at least i can actually pump gas into the car.... WOO HOO!<br /><br />7.) Aux input: Last, and well let's face it, least. Important that is... is the placement of the auxiliary input for my ipod/mp3 player. It's right in the middle of the radio, so the cord that comes out of the radio is all over the car, as opposed to where everyone in their right mind puts their ipod, in the cupholder/cubby hole to the driver's right side. It would've been better to put an input jack somewhere closer to where the ipod is going to lay.<br /><br />Now I'll go over some of the things i miss about my car.<br /><br />1.) Eat More Chicken: My antenna topper. I don't have an actual antenna on my new car, so i can't have an antenna topper. This guy gave my car some character, some personality, some style. and i miss it.<br /><br />2.) Apathy: Sorry mom and dad, but with the accent, i really felt like i could "abuse" it more than i can with my car now. For example, when it snows at tech, they push all the snow into big piles, and you only see 4 wheeling cars parked in those spots.... unless i was driving that day. I could park my car on a big pile of snow, and not really care if the suspension was harmed during the process. It also made me unafraid of driving in the snow. Right now, i don't feel particularly confident in driving my car with the extra power and the sport tires in the snow.<br /><br />That's about it for my cars. Drive safe!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-63544025016919648632007-11-14T07:49:00.000-05:002007-11-14T20:17:22.145-05:00My Christmas List.My mother has been bugging me about getting her a christmas for me. After some thought, i have compiled a few things via the internets that i would like to receive for this holiday coming up. I decided to post this list on here with descriptions so that those of you reading can get a better feel for who i am and what i enjoy. Most of this stuff that i have in this list will come as no surprise to the people that already know me...<br /><br />Also, i encourage all of you reading this to make your own "wishlist" and post it for all to see, because the more people know about your little wants and needs, the more they'll know about you in general. So here we go:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Random Crap</span><br /><a href="http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=PS%200012%20PING%20PONG_RK">Funny T-Shirt</a>:<br />I actually used to play Ping-Pong for Tech so this one is funny but kinda true... it's very me.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.lifeisgood.com/product-details.aspx?sku=MT%20HALF%20TR&description=Half%20Full%20Tee%20on%20True&from=/category/men/tees/short-sleeve-tees/">Comfy T-Shirt</a>:<br />Life is Good is a great company and this shirt is very much how i usually view things<br /><br /><a href="http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2486900">Transformers Chess Set</a>:<br />This is more of a thing i have with wanting to collect chess sets... i saw this at walmart and thought it looked pretty damn cool.<br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_vg/103-1538271-2025468?url=search-alias%3Dvideogames&field-keywords=brain+age&x=0&y=0"><br />Brain Age 1 and 2</a>:<br />Been playing BA1 on Tom and Becky's DS's and it is good fun.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DVD/Music</span><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Multiplicity-Michael-Keaton/dp/0767806808/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-2949772-9369516?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1194269228&sr=8-1">Multiplicity</a>:<br />This movie is great, and i've been wanting to buy it for a while, just haven't seen it/found it since i thought about it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Flight-Conchords-Complete-First-Season/dp/B000P2A6C0/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/002-4809612-0562454?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1191416803&sr=8-2">Flight of the Conchords DVD</a>:<br />Great TV show that totally cracks me up... check them out on YouTube... i suggest watching business time.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Distant-Future-Flight-Conchords/dp/B000SM7QSE/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-4809612-0562454?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1191416803&sr=8-1">Flight of the Conchords CD</a>:<br />Going along with the DVD, this tiny album will let me listen to them in the car, and on my ipod.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ratatouille-Ian-Holm/dp/B000VBJEEG/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-2949772-9369516?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1194269278&sr=1-1">Ratatouille</a>:<br />Great movie... Pixar really knows what the hell they're doing. Love their stuff.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Serenity-Collectors-Nathan-Fillion/dp/B000Q9IZ5C/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1195089128&sr=8-1">Serenity</a>:<br />I just realized that i've said "Great movie" on every single one of the other dvds... so i'll say this.... Awesome movie.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Drum Stuff</span><br /><a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Zildjian-ZilBel-Cymbal?sku=440301">Bell Cymbal</a>:<br />This thing sounds really cool. I would prefer the 6" one.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/navigation/splash-cymbals-drums-percussion?N=100001+330857">Splash Cymbal</a>:<br />You'll notice that this link is going directly to the splash cymbal navigation page. This is because i really don't know which one i want... Also note that i <a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Zildjian-A-Custom-Splash-?sku=441402">already have one</a>, but i would like another one on my right side that compliments it's sound... would be nice to get some contrast between the two.<br /><a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Gibraltar-SCCSA-Cymbal-Stacker?sku=446042"><br />Cymbal Stacker</a>:<br />I would use this to put the splash cymbal above my crash without having to buy a new stand for it. Pretty cool concept if you ask me.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/navigation/china-effect-cymbals-drums-percussion?N=100001+330850">China Cymbal</a>:<br />I also put the entire list on here, because i really don't know which one i want... the easiest way for me to pick out one of these is for someone to just pick one out for me. This is one that i am not really excited about... just some ideas to keep in mind.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Zildjian-ZXT-Trashformer-Cymbal?sku=441216">Trashformer Cymbal</a>:<br />More of a joke than anything else, don't really want it, but thought it was funny looking.... probably funny sounding too... (perfect for Lose Your Lunch).<br /><br /><br /><br />That's it for now... i know i've mentioned a couple other things to Jessy that i can't think of at the moment, but i will keep this list up to date once i think of the other things that i want, but don't want to spend my own money on.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-4254299392174398722007-10-10T07:50:00.001-04:002008-11-18T20:07:19.450-05:00Why World of Warcraft is Fun.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi57SVK0nhcrdkDumodlfILvm6F21v-iqoY0Z-MYMBq8LRmoHNhEWSGguOI5E3EdEnalaAdi2QAZMMNzVRLAa1kVp4aQ5RRdVtLwzZ-bHkEfu85fGpSTYPFimPzaKMfhBPohZBg/s1600-h/WoWScrnShot_101007_090719.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi57SVK0nhcrdkDumodlfILvm6F21v-iqoY0Z-MYMBq8LRmoHNhEWSGguOI5E3EdEnalaAdi2QAZMMNzVRLAa1kVp4aQ5RRdVtLwzZ-bHkEfu85fGpSTYPFimPzaKMfhBPohZBg/s400/WoWScrnShot_101007_090719.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5119694665736193906" border="0" /></a>I am a big dork. Starting on <span name="intelliTxt" id="intelliTxt">November 23, 2004... i was hooked to the<a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/index.xml"> World of Warcraft</a>. Now this really isn't something that i like to brag about... in fact... there was a period of time where i would very hypocritically make fun of a "friend" who would do nothing but play WoW... but go home to pretty much the same thing as him. This is not something that is looked upon as "cool" or "useful" in the real world. This is a hobby of mine that i am not proud of, but still find a huge amount of enjoyment out of... So... in defense of this habit of mine that is not quite the healthiest of all, i will attempt to explain the ins and outs of what makes this game so addicting to the layman... or laywoman... whichever you prefer to be today.<br /><br />As i said before... i started playing this game when it came out on November 23rd, 2004. My first character (named Babyo) really didn't see much playing time, as he is only level 38 (out of 70). I played this character to about level 24 until i decided that school is more important than WoW, so i cancelled my subscription during the semester, and finished up with said semester before i decided to pick it up again. Upon starting again, my certain class was an overplayed, overused, over everything in the game... so i asked my brother what new character i should start. So i created my current character Lloydxmas... (code for Lloyd Christmas, the main character in Dumb and Dumber). I've played Lloyd from pretty much that point on. In fact, i have 78 days, 14 hours logged on this character. Out of 1050 days since the game has been released, this is a fair amount of time i've spent in front of my computer (and why i don't look like i did in high school anymore).<br /><br />So what makes this game worth all the time spent? I've invested a lot of time in this game and when i'm playing, i FEEL like my character. I feel powerful. I can kick some ass. I can approach anyone 1v1 and feel like i can take them down. In real life... i avoid conflict, i could probably be beaten up by a 4th grader. I've never been in a fight, and when things are looking like they are going to escalate into a fight, i am a flight kind of guy... I like to talk my way out of situations, and if that doesn't work, i'll walk away... or run away... whatever it takes. But in this game... i can engage in battle, without any real fear of getting hurt, or spending time in the hospital, or spending time in jail...it really frees me in ways that i can't in my real life.<br /><br /></span><span name="intelliTxt" id="intelliTxt">I realize that this might sound crazy to some people reading this... but the game still gets my heart pumping. Just like a real confrontation would in real life, my heart starts pumping when it gets down into the dirty. There really is no feeling like being attacked at half health and half mana (the stuff that lets me damage the opponent) and coming out on top. It's a feeling that i really don't get to experience anywhere else in my life. It's a pressure situation... and in anything else i've done in my life, i don't really get pressure situations... i don't do sports, i don't do racing, i don't do surgery(thanks scrubs for giving me this reference)... the ONLY pressure situation i have where it's decide... or lose... is in this game.<br /><br />I've played basketball, i've played baseball... there have been times where the clock is running down... or the inning is almost over... and my heart doesn't start racing like it does sitting here. I guess it really boils down to the fact that i didn't ever really care about baseball or basketball... it was just something to fill up the time... I feel like it's something that i'll never really be able to show or demonstrate to the outside person...<br /><br />I'm sure my brother has had that feeling, but how do i show this? Maybe its like laying your eyes on the mona lisa for the first time(thanks jessy for THIS reference)... maybe it's like winning that spelling bee you've been training for... maybe its like seeing the looks of your kids faces when santa brings exactly what they wanted (thanks mom and dad)... maybe it's like seeing the looks on your kids faces when santa brings what they weren't expecting (thanks again mom and dad), maybe it's like hitting that perfect drive off the tee... maybe it's like writing a song without even thinking about it... maybe it's like finding that treasure under the ocean you've been searching for, maybe it's like learning how to ride your bike without training wheels... maybe it's like realizing that you can do much better than what you're doing... maybe it's like hating a class during the whole semester but then realizing once it's gone you miss it... maybe it's like 3 part harmony... I'm not really sure... but all i know is that the people who play World of Warcraft have all felt it.<br /><br />It's this thrill that i get every so often that makes me continue to play this game, and i hope that when you are doing what you enjoy, you get that same feeling that i do when it's all going right and you're in your zone. So go find that thing that makes you happy, and do it, because that's all we have...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...well that and chipotle.<br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-83558528878910423062007-09-20T08:48:00.001-04:002007-09-20T08:52:40.908-04:00The End Of The Road.<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/OO9dytmEcfo" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/OO9dytmEcfo" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>Having a ton of songs on your Ipod is really only good for 1 thing... hearing stuff you would never willingly say, "I want to hear this song." Everyone i know that has an Ipod, has it filled with mostly stuff they like... but there are always skip-able songs, songs that they fell in love with in 3rd grade, or just random crap from some 1 hit wonder's full album.<br /><br />Listening to my ipod every night has its ups and and downs... one of the downs includes these random ass songs that come on. And even though the song i'm about to dissect isn't really a random song... it really shouldn't be on my ipod... because i would skip it. This particular song happens to find it's way into the 100ish songs out of the 3000ish songs on my ipod probably 3-4 times a week. SO... after giving up hope, i decided that i would listen to it the next couple times it came on, and i realized that it really is a terribly written song. You all should recognize the song because it was very popular when it was a single... I will now dissect End of the Road, made popular (at least to me) by Boyz II Men... not Boys to Men.... not Boys 2, Men... not Men at Work... Anyways... here's my critique of this song, verse by verse (lyrics are in blue):<br /><br />This song starts off with a short spoken line by the Bass dude who always talks in the songs...<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Girl you know we belong together</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">I have no time for you to be playing</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">With my heart like this</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">You’ll be mine forever baby, you just see</span>"<br />- This opening line makes you start to feel bad for this dude...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Verse 1</span><br /><br />" <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We belong together</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And you that I’m right</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Why do you play with my heart,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Why do you play with my mind?</span>"<br />-If she knew he was right... then this song wouldn't really happen... so right off the bat, we know the "guy" in this song is dumb. He's right about them being together, but he can't figure out why she plays with his heart and mind?<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Said we’d be forever</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Said it’d never die</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">How could you love me and leave me</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And never say good-bye?</span>"<br />-This line gives me the impression that he feels like she blind-sided him... apparently he needs to wake up, and smell the break-up. This blind-sided line "never say goodbye" has relevance later... so pay attention.<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Girl I can’t sleep at night without holding you tight</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Girl, each time I try I just break down and cry</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Pain in my head oh I’d rather be dead</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Spinnin’ around and around</span>"<br />-This is actually my favorite line of the whole song... very well written... you understand how he's feeling... the description of it is brilliant... no complaints here.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chorus</span><br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Although we’ve come to the end of the road</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Still I can’t let you go</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">It’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Come to the end of the road</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Still I can’t let you go</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">It’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you</span>"<br />-You belong to me, i belong to you... apparently not. It's a chorus... a good summarization, but i really only think that he can say "i belong to you"... "you belong to me" is very stalker-ish.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Verse 2</span><br />This is where it starts to get a little weird...<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Girl, I know you really love me,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">You just don’t realize</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">You’ve never been there before</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">It’s only your first time</span>"<br />-If he's talking about love, or sex here... they're both kinda creepy. If she really loves him, but doesn't realize it... then is it really love? I am assuming they've been together for a while, so that rules out the "still getting used to you" realizations. If they haven't been together for a while, then this guy got wayyyy to attached wayyyyy to fast. And the whole first time thing... still creepy.<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Maybe I’ll forgive you, hmm</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Maybe you’ll try</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We should be happy together</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Forever, you and i</span>"<br />-Sounds like from the previous lines of the song, he's already forgiven her... so this is a moot point... she left and didn't say goodbye, so i'm pretty sure she's not going to try. And with the happy together forever thing... Didn't sound like the relationship was so happy in the first place. so this guy is all mixed up.<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Will you love me again like you loved me before</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">This time I want you to love me much more</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">This time instead just come to my bed</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And baby just don’t let me, don’t let me down</span>"<br />-The beginning of this verse is "Girl i know you really love me." And the first step he wants to take after she loves him more, is to run straight to bed? Not the best long term planner in the bunch folks. Everything gets solved in bed... brilliant plan there genius.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chorus Again</span><br /><br />Now after this chorus comes the part of the song that makes the rest of the song make NO SENSE. The bass guy comes on and delivers this very convincing speak to the girl. Hilarity ensues...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spoken</span><br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Girl I’m here for you</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">All those times of night when you just hurt me</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And just run out with that other fella</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Baby I knew about it, I just didn’t care</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">You just don’t understand how much I love you do you?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">I’m here for you</span>"<br />-Wow. So let me get this straight. This girl has played games with your heart and mind, left without saying goodbye, and cheated on you numerous times? "You belong to me" my ass. She NEVER belonged to him. ever. never. The next line says "I just didn't care, you just don't understand how much i love you." What the hell is this guy thinking? What does he even think love is? This guy has no clue. He probably "loved" her because she was looking for a place to crash and someone gullible enough to pay for her shoes and purses and stuff. From the sound of it... its more like his first time in love (or sex for that matter). Also, remember the "never say goodbye" line from before? If he didn't see the outcome of this relationship coming, then it's obvious this guy has the IQ of someone dumber than Forrest.... but he sure can sing his ass off.<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">I’m not out to go out and cheat on you all night</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Just like you did baby but that’s all right</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Hey, I love you anyway</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And I’m still gonna be here for you ’till my dying day baby</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Right now, I’m just in so much pain baby</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Cause you just won’t come back to me</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Will you? just come back to me</span>"<br />-Still wanting her to come back. This guy probably still lives with his mother and plays xbox all night, dresses up for harry potter, and goes to star wars conventions (granted i do 2 of the 4, so i'm only a half nerd, but i'm cool damnit). This girl has been using him from day 1 and will continue to do so when she runs out of money and has no other options. This guy will always take her back because all she has to do is bat her pretty little eyes and he falls for it every time. 2 things going on here... she's the devil, and he's retarded... this is a terrible combination for him.<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Yes baby my heart is lonely</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">My heart hurts baby</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Yes I feel pain too</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Baby please</span>"<br />-"baby i knew about it, i just didn't care" this guy obviously has 2 personalities and they're both morons... just one of them has an aching head and heart.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Final Lead-in to the Chorus</span><br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">This time instead just come to my bed</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And baby just don’t let me go</span>"<br />- I'm sick of this guy and his utter lack of having a clue.<br /><br />So that's it for this song. People liked this song because it was Boyz II Men and they were popular at the time, so no one really listened to the story of the words. Lyrically speaking, this is a terrible song. But it's got a nice sound and it's a good song to slow dance to at your prom... but other than that... it's getting skipped from now on... only because i'm too lazy to find it on my ipod and delete it. And for your viewing and listening pleasure... the video to this song...<br /><br />Note: this is the "radio version" without the beginning speech. The album has the whole song.<br /></p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-7671396243654382242007-09-16T18:08:00.000-04:002008-11-18T20:07:19.790-05:00Stoplights.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm5NyvCs9jsBFI2vEiEM0H5K-qtyl3yYCyWt9YoYHs_hHqIkRzorfr2NM1PnzZiethtGN6Xb4QiedonF4YiYoGakmV3PuV8H45uy3OFWKF3rL2M47JHnNElnAHaXP2J6OZjMgf/s1600-h/foggy+stoplight.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm5NyvCs9jsBFI2vEiEM0H5K-qtyl3yYCyWt9YoYHs_hHqIkRzorfr2NM1PnzZiethtGN6Xb4QiedonF4YiYoGakmV3PuV8H45uy3OFWKF3rL2M47JHnNElnAHaXP2J6OZjMgf/s400/foggy+stoplight.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110933858372352306" border="0" /></a><br />I drive at a lot of "weird" times... and by that i mean really early in the morning. Anywhere between midnight and 6am. At these times, there are little to no cars on the road... especially closer to 2-3am.<br /><br />I have noticed that even though i'm basically the only car on the road... i still have to wait for some stoplights because they have a timer once the trigger is tripped. The programming for these lights just baffles me. It makes no sense to me to keep a timer past midnight... at the latest.<br /><br />I've also noticed that once i'm on a normally busy road, and i'm still the only person on the road, that some lights still change no matter if there's someone waiting or not. It's like the box that controls the lights has to cycle through each position just so that it doesn't bug out. If i'm on a 3 lane highway (aka 28) and there is no one waiting to make a left turn onto said road, then the light should always stay in the direction of the 3 lane highway. It is ridiculous for a light to HAVE to cycle through. I'm sure there's plenty of people who can program these boxes to help us few late late drivers.<br /><br />Going along with the last paragraph... if i come up to 28 from a side road... and i'm turning right... i don't expect the light to turn for me. This is less efficient for the flow of traffic. But if i'm turning left, this light should start to change as soon as i hit the trigger. It makes it more of a first come, first serve basis... and at 2am... i'm pretty sure everyone that's out driving that's been stuck at a light with NO cars coming would agree with me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-4211812056680487982007-09-08T05:41:00.000-04:002007-09-08T07:38:12.446-04:00Bad News Never Had Good Timing... Part 2.Before I start this blog i want to re-direct you guys to <a href="http://bougatza.blogspot.com/2007/08/last-judgements-or-best-laid-plans-of.html">This Post</a>. Everything that is said here is pretty much how i feel about that side of the story... you know... minus all the big words and art and stuff (i tend to think in small words that i know what they mean... and music... sorry honey).<br /><br />I try not to think about the shootings because all it does is get me mad... with no way to release that anger towards the source... aka meaningless anger. So anytime that i got reminded of what happened, i just pushed it right out to avoid those feelings. No use getting upset for nothing. But after my 2 days off this week being spent at Tech, going to see the free concert put on by DMB for the students, you couldn't avoid thinking about it. Well... i couldn't at least. And i have a few things to add about the situation that i don't think too many people think about. Maybe no-one has thought of them. But there are a few points, none of which are related to another, so i'll just separate them by "-" marks in bullet form.<br /><br />-Walking to the concert Jessy and I grabbed a Collegiate Times that we walked by, and one of the headlines on the front page was something to the effect of "Parents of Victims Call for Firings and Resignations." Now i understand that the families of all the victims must be living in a nightmare, but in my head... this is really only 1 person's fault... trying to throw the blame to someone who you can actually punish is just wrong. This whole situation is unthinkable. No-one can predict the future. Throwing the blame on people might make the victim's families have a little bit of closure, but at what cost? And it's not the same kind of closure as having the fuckhead here to punish. It would be like blaming the shower for getting your pillow wet, when you were the genius who went and laid down without drying your hair. Following the same example... you see water drops from your bed, through the hall, into the bathroom, and finally into the shower... and after finding out that water comes from the shower head, firing your shower for getting your hair wet, when there is clearly someone else to blame. (Note: i realize that the culprit of this little mystery story is in fact "you" but you get what i'm going for here)<br /><br /><br />-Virginia Tech failed to stop this kid from going on a rampage. But how many kids have they stopped from doing the same thing? Probably hundreds. Probably thousands. Probably Ten-thousands. Who knows... and who cares. Even if they have stopped 1 person from lashing out at society, they are successful. There are plenty of messed up people out there, and VT has surely helped a lot of them with their counseling center. All the public cares about is that Tech "screwed up" and missed all his signs. But they didn't. They tried to get him help. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." I commend Virginia Tech for help the thousands of kids who need help dealing with their problems... in fact, i commend ANYONE who helps ANYONE ELSE through a tough time. Whether it's just a phone call to check on someone you haven't talked to in a while, or helping an old lady across the street(sorry it's cliche, but you get my point).<br /><br />-(Continuing on with the previous bullet, but in a different direction): Counselors help kids in many ways, but you really can't tell how many violent acts they have prevented. The only statistics that people ever see are the outcome of someone slipping through the cracks. You can't tell who would've been a rapist, murderer, or a thief... but after something happens, all the signs point to something bad happening... If you could tell who is going to be a rapist, murderer, or a thief... then this world wouldn't need counselors and therapists, etc. But the main point here is that the numbers only reflect all those that slipped through. I like to think that the majority of people that have the potential to do something bad that get help, are actually stopped with the right help. But as i said, we will never know.<br /><br />-After thinking about all this on my 4 hour car ride home, i can't help but think about how much my life would've been different if this had happened 2 years ago. Even though i feel a huge connection with Tech, and still consider myself a Hokie for life... i have experienced this situation at an arm's distance... with my only connection with Tech right now being Jessy... she's really the only person down there that i even know anymore... But what if that was 2 years ago? How would i convince Mom to let me go back? Would i even want to go back? Would i know someone in one of those rooms? But i wasn't there. Which i'm thankful for.<br /><br /><br /><br />So that's it. I know this not going away, at least for the time being... but i think i'm done for now. But yeah, it's not over with, and i don't think i'll ever be able to help those who were really affected...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />But i will still try.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19872391.post-86183650191264882352007-06-21T06:20:00.000-04:002008-11-18T20:07:20.457-05:00This Kid Has Music in Him Already.Teddy as a Drummer:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXjN29lHEOLGOXN8RIcNQHtohP9kiNK_8Zij7febIxnIdVYFlPElH4GQ-X6GMoig6hLG30MZ6mHnlzIUmnMqQmMo9D8yXgGNSxSNHwNcCRYoqZW32vDotc85NLN4CUn3kb4vDQ/s1600-h/100_4932.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXjN29lHEOLGOXN8RIcNQHtohP9kiNK_8Zij7febIxnIdVYFlPElH4GQ-X6GMoig6hLG30MZ6mHnlzIUmnMqQmMo9D8yXgGNSxSNHwNcCRYoqZW32vDotc85NLN4CUn3kb4vDQ/s400/100_4932.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078461499353777234" border="0" /></a>Teddy as a Bassist:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7d40mJcCO39pYrsz1ku8bbVQ47hSaJl5Oj-8zPl7H3CA4RvOVdEtWoixZF6gp0o7yCS4NZCX2IYDeAq0wYJcO9WMLBT_eeOLXaIYdUsqJ1p65N4i5D2BDXPymr2xNga7X3-w8/s1600-h/100_4923.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7d40mJcCO39pYrsz1ku8bbVQ47hSaJl5Oj-8zPl7H3CA4RvOVdEtWoixZF6gp0o7yCS4NZCX2IYDeAq0wYJcO9WMLBT_eeOLXaIYdUsqJ1p65N4i5D2BDXPymr2xNga7X3-w8/s400/100_4923.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078461052677178418" border="0" /></a><br />Teddy as a Dancer/ Background Screamer... i mean Singer: <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlNI6yZnKnBDkI_UQunfsHt0OXcMSLypc7pgQVc4kRLPtP2JfYSRsBwc9xLFMTp9roLCPo8Tu_Lmwelc8DI8yLaRMkhkLqqqnhyphenhyphen3P3QmmWlkuvygKFVzm_53UdwKrUvp9Q6cqw/s1600-h/100_4835.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlNI6yZnKnBDkI_UQunfsHt0OXcMSLypc7pgQVc4kRLPtP2JfYSRsBwc9xLFMTp9roLCPo8Tu_Lmwelc8DI8yLaRMkhkLqqqnhyphenhyphen3P3QmmWlkuvygKFVzm_53UdwKrUvp9Q6cqw/s400/100_4835.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078461207296001090" border="0" /></a>I'm a little worried i'm gonna lose my drumming job if his parents keep putting those sticks in his hands... guess i better start practicing!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5