Females. They're a different species. We all know this... women are from venus, men are from mars. and Mars being the most inhabitable planet next to earth, i'd say men are better, but i'm kinda biased. Anyways, i didn't come here to pick a fight. I came here to examine something i've come to notice about girls/women in general. Some girls more than others... but generally speaking, universal.
Girls hate each other.
They can pretend all they want, they hate each other.
There's a song that's popular now, it's even in a commercial on tv. It goes "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" Yes. i do. if i had a girlfriend. but i don't. This is a prime example of how they hate each other. Cause since this song has come out... i know every single girl (and some taken ones too) have at least thought that about some boy or another. you know why? cause they hate each other. And nothing says hate like seduction of a taken man.
"I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me "
A little arrogant too isn't it? Men compete for women on a more civilized manner. You both battle it out, and whoever wins, that's who wins... none of this secret sniper action. If the girl picks you, you win. that's the end of it.
As most of you women are reading this i can already tell what you're thinking.
"Girls are not a prize won by man."
Yes they are. if you think not, consider this.... Why do you think sports stars and movie stars marry supermodels? cause they're soul mates? i think not.
You might also be thinking, "I do not hate other women."
Well, you might not now, but you did. and you have. and you probably still do. you're just lying to yourself.
And my final point.... any women who are still unconvinced, let me ask you a question.... what exactly was your first thought about the pretty girl at the top of this article?
That's what i thought.
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My first thought about the girl at the top of the page was: "what is my sweet, little Jeffrey boy reading in college?" I'll definitely give you the venus vs mars thing....I agree on that! A bunch of girls together can definitely be problems in any situation! Not sure I agree with the word "hate", (it sounds a little strong). Interesting topic though...
Oh, its definitely hate. Girls hate other girls. Plain and simple.
AFter working at the high school...let me assure you...girls HATE each other....espicially if they think you have stabbed them in the back...It is frightening to see them....Amazing that you picked up on it cause they usually are pretty good about not showing the guys the level of their discontent with the girls....It does get better as women age....then we have you men to tell what to do and that is a FULL time job :)and who has time to hate then?
i got this im from one of my female friends who will remain annoymous...
"i must say..your piece on girls..is...interesting. the first thought of the girl in the picture was i could pull that outfit off..after i get the great tan i am working on. but here's my thoughts..you're right. girls do hate each other..i have found very few females that i get along with. and about girls being prizes..i will admit that i have set goals for myself...and acheived them..of getting a certain guy..just for the hell of it. and that song..it's one of my best friend's fave songs..she is that girl..and guys do wish that their gf's were hot,a freak, raw, and fun like her..."
You hit the nail on the head, but you did not pound it in all the way.
Girls hate all girls, beginning with themselves.
Some big companies have realized this years ago. Look at the Billion, billion, billion dollar industries that support this theory.
Hair coloring, "Make you hair the color you want, to make you feel better about yourself"
Shampoo: "Makes you hair long and silky, or short and fluffy... to make you feel better about yourself"
Shoes: "Look at all these shoe options to make your painted toenails look great, to make you feel better about yourself"
Nail polish: "We have millions of colors for you to display on your fingers and toes, to make you feel better about yourself"
Blue Jeans: "Look at how this makes your butt look, to make you feel better about yourself"
Speaking of that, come on ladies, that question " Do these jeans make my butt look big?" Well, the answer is, If your butt is big, of course it makes your butt look big. But the reality is, If you butt is big, those girls do not ask the question. If you butt is nice, then you people ask the question, so the only answer we men have is, "No! it does not make you butt look big."
Now these girls look at the other girls saying "Wow! she looks nice, wish I looked like her! I hate her for looking that way."
Get a grip girls, you look like yourself. Don't look like them, they just want to look like you.. and it goes around and around.. Give it up. Be happy with yourself.
Final point.. What's with all the shoes? Do you think that it makes you more appealing to men? I think not.
One guy to another: Wow! did you see the shoes on that one, I'd like to have some of that.
I could go on and on, but I hate long blogs, so I quit on this one.
father makes some interesting points i didn't think about... but he's right...
Can anybody see how hard it is to live with all men??? Who doesn't like shoes??? Dad's favorite commercial is the one where the girl brings 3 different black shoes and asks the guy "which do you like?" and they show the guy thinking the 3 shoes are all the same. He laughs everytime this comes on. And in rebuttal to "Be happy with yourself"...there is nothing like buying a great pair of shoes (you could insert hair color , toenail polish or whatever here) to be happy...and most girls notice those things cause we are observant! Yeah, I know...shoes aren't what really make you happy but I feel darn happy with or without having to get anything new...I just like taking good care of myself! I do like the "don't you wish your gf was hot" line in the song...women AND MEN are definitely two different breeds...Thanks again Jeff for the thought provoking blog...Dad was a real poet on this one!
I never got past the picture of the girl in your post - so, err, my comment is as follows:
Will she be at the OBB this year?
Jeff, I was surprised you had no comment about my bowling :( Araid of taking me on?
Hmmm... I couldn't help thinking a) Jeff is cheating on me, and b) Jeff is cheating on me with a girl less hot than I am, which means c) Jeff clearly broke the rules, thus he sucks and makes me mad.
QUIT cheating on me already.
<3 Jessy
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